Funny Old Men Cant Hear Gif
A 40 year old man asked the Trainer in the Gym, 'I want to Impress Beautiful Girls, which Machine should I use?' The Trainer replied, 'Outside the Gym, there is an ATM. Try that'
A old man was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone. "Herbert, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herbert, "It's hundreds of them!"
A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake
A 94 year old man decided to divorce his 93 old wife... They went to the lawyer together. When he asked why they were divorcing at such an old age, the woman replied, "We wanted to wait until the kids were dead".
I got my weiner stuck in the DVD hole of that Pixar movie with the old man and the balloons. TIFU.
What do you call a 70 year old man trapped in the emotional state of a 14 year old girl? Mr. President.
I was watching an old man feeding birds at the park when I thought to myself... "i wonder how long he's been dead for..?"
Why did the old man fall in the well? He couldn't see that well.
An old man is walking in the hospital... An old man is walking in the hospital and talks to himself:
-aquarius?... no, no no... was it gemini?... naaah...
young doctor cant stand it anymore and walks to him:
-cancer grandpa, you got cancer!
An old man goes to the gym... An old man goes to the gym and asks a trainer, "I want to impress young beautiful girls. What's the best machine I can use?"
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who
My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal.
An old man went to the doctor The doctor says "I'm afraid I have bad news. You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's." The old man says "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment." "It's a synonym for 'many'," I replied, "but I can't help you with the first bit."
The doctor says to the old man "I'll need to check your blood, urine, and stool. The old man who is virtually deaf, turns to his wife and shouts "WHAT'D HE SAY?". His wife says "the doctor said he wants to see your underwear".
An old man goes back to bed ... And asks his wife " does the light in our bathroom turn on and off automatically ", she replies with "No why?", the old man sighs and says "well.... I'm going to buy a new fridge tomorrow"
I asked an old man, "Even after 60 years of being married, how can you still call your wife 'Honey', 'Darling' and 'Sweetheart'?" He replied, "Well I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her!"
A child and a creepy old man were walking through the woods one night. "I'm scared," the child said. "*You're* scared?" the old man replied. "I gotta walk back alone!"
An 81-year-old man goes to see his doctor.: An 81-year-old man goes to see his doctor. The doctor says,
"I've got some bad news. You have cancer and you have
Alzheimer's." The old man brightens up and replies, "At least
it's not cancer!"
As a fat, single, 40 year old man, I've been to alot of strip clubs. Too bad I haven't made much money.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!
A handsome and well dressed old man walks into a bar... ... approaches a good looking elderly lady, and says: "Do I come here often?"
I asked an old man.. One day I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's your secret?" The old man replied "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"
An old man gets asked "Have you lived here all your life?" The old man replies: "I can't answer that yet."
A 95 year old man and a 93 year old woman file for divorce. Lawyer: Why divorce now after all this time together?
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
An old man goes to the doctor... The doctor says I have some bad news for you, you have cancer and Alzheimer's. The old man goes well at least I don't have cancer!
Yesterday I heard a woman shouting on the street toward her boyfriend "All men are dogs" An old man popped his head out of the window and replied, ##"Who told you to try them all??"
Being a 40 year old man, people started scolding me when I took out my 18 year old girlfriend for dinner I got called all sorts: creep, perv etc. I have to say, it really ruined our 10th anniversary together
An Old man and young boy walk into the woods... ... The young boy looks up to the old man and says "Gee Mister these woods sure are creepy!" The old man looks down and says "You're telling me! I have to go out of here alone!"
A old man walks into a McDonalds He is bent over and shuffling slowly. He approaches the counter with great difficulty and orders an ice cream sundae. The cashier asks "Crushed nuts?" The old man replies, "No arthritis."
I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it
What did the cop say to the old man peeing in public? Urine trouble
It was really romantic to see an 85 year old man and 77 year old woman who were a couple for 65 years. It was horrifying when I did the math.
A wise old man once told me that great fortune comes from within. So I sold my kidneys.
A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him "Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?" "Eh, eh, my lil' son...", said the old man licking his eyebrow
Why did the old man walk into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What does a 40 year old man and a 1.5 year old anti-vaccine child have in common? They are both going through a mid-life crisis.
Why did the old man fall in that well? Because he couldn't see that well
Did you hear the one about the old man and the little boy in a dark forest? The little boy says to the old man, "Mr. it's real scary way out here." The old man replies, "you're telling me, I have to walk out of here alone."
Source: https://yellowjokes.com/old-man-jokes
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